twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via thecatwhiskerscomefromwithin)

Sees Porn: no reaction

sherlockian-rhapsody:

gallifreyansquid:

thegirlincendio:

What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn

You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.

(via phan-equals-phriendship)

alltimelowtrencher:

If you call bassists ugly I will slap you in the face with Zack Merrick

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via libbylumos)

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

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